Experience Point user found unconscious on balcony

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Experience Point user Bolderousness was today found unconscious on the balcony of House, having been involved in an altercation involving "heavy usage of fire".

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In other news, Experience Point Forums today announced the launch of The EXP Times, a new periodical which, according to Experience Point administrator Hinata, aims to bring "hard hitting journalism from everyone involved". The site allows for open submissions from all members of the Experience Point community, resulting in what is expected to be "a wide range of informative articles and varied viewpoints on what matters most to the Experience Point community".

Experience Point administrator Moy had this to say when approached for comment:

 

[Bolderousness]

THE HOUSE IS FINE! I AM NOT

 

[TheDrake]

THE HOUSE IS FINE! I AM NOT

How would you know, you're unconscious

 

[Bolderousness]

How would you know, you're unconscious

You are literally Ridley, you revive all the time

 

[TheDrake]

You are literally Ridley, you revive all the time

What about the house though

 

[Moy]

Never fear, good citizens of Experience Point: we are pleased to report that the house is indeed perfectly safe

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

The real issue is that Bold was merely unconscious and not burnt to a crisp

 

[Orie]

Who's to say Bold wasn't burnt to a crisp and then revived in the Yamcha pose

 

[Quack]

poggers

 

[TheDrake]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Bolderousness]

NOT POGGERS

LETS FUCKING NO

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

NOT POGGERS

LETS FUCKING NO

Who asked?

 

[TheDrake]

Heartbreaking: Bold discriminates against houses

 

[Bolderousness]

You know what? Fuck houses. What have thry done for me lately. Give me apartments instead

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You know what? Fuck houses. What have thry done for me lately. Give me apartments instead

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE

After Experience Point user Bolderousness dared mock the usefulness of houses, one of them decided to take action and jump on him.

The picture below is but a reenactment of the outcome, as Bold could never pull off wearing such beautiful red heels.

 

[Fire]

You know what? Fuck houses. What have thry done for me lately. Give me apartments instead

Oh boy another 3 years of Three Houses Discourse

 

[Moy]

You know what? Fuck houses. What have thry done for me lately. Give me apartments instead

I concur, apartments are another excellent option

 

[Bolderousness]

I concur, apartments are another excellent option
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Honestly, I'm not even envious. The carpet looks way more comfortable than that crystal ass-sore of a chair

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Honestly, I'm not even envious. The carpet looks way more comfortable than that crystal ass-sore of a chair

And yet you nah'd it.

Sounds like you envy the throne.

 

[Moy]

oh I don't know, the throne seems plenty comfortable to me

 

[Bolderousness]

And yet you nah'd it.

Sounds like you envy the throne.

Uni if you're gonna be an asshole, at least have some degree of sense about it. Everyone's been nah-ing me this entire conversation but that doesn't translate to envying me.

oh I don't know, the throne seems plenty comfortable to me

Your back will disagree with you years later