Corporate-Sponsored Flyer: Barotrauma Crew Enlistment

Have you ever gazed upon the stars and thought "My biggest dream is to risk my life and each individual body part exploring the darkest and deepest alien oceans within and beyond this star system!" like everyone did as a child? If so, and you most certainly did, then you're in luck.

The Barotrauma Crew wants you to sign up and join them today!​

Join this brave and bold submarine crew in their expeditions within the moon Europa, handling missions for any faction willing to pay cash to see them done. Your current or prior occupation is irrelevant, as the team can easily find work for you regardless of your skill level or capabilities.
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Pictured: The Barotrauma Crew's humble humpback with a backbone. A cozy home to six. And it can be yours too!

By becoming a crew member, you can bear witness to amazing and heartwarming crew moments that will be forever remembered such as but not exclusively...
The captain giving everyone a beer to celebrate a mission well-done.
The security officers investigating abandoned stations and lost submarines.
The engineer running headfirst into danger to save the crew pet before the crushing water floods into the room and consumes them both (may the pet rest in peace🙏)
The mechanic welding every nook and cranny of the submarine shut to ensure that the ravenous pack of {REDACTED} doesn't {REDACTED} the entire crew to the {REDACTED}.
The doctor screaming as our bravest heroes rush out of the airlock to exterminate hostile alien lifeforms, their gaping wounds and injuries be damned.

So what are you waiting for?
Be part of a loyal and courageous crew who will ensure that your life is put to good use!
Witness awe-inspiring and exotic alien flora and fauna the likes of which has never been seen on Earth before!
Enjoy sightseeing in the vast underwater environment of an alien ocean!
Hone and train your greatest skills as a submarine crew member!
Meet interesting people from factions interested in the riches of Europa!
Free Dental Insurance!
(Note: Only applicable during submarine duty)
Meet a clown! He is possibly our boldest member
Enlist Today!
Disclaimer: Experience Point and the Barotrauma Crew is not responsible for and cannot be held liable for any unfortunate incident or accident that occurs as a consequence of boarding the submarine in the first place. By joining the crew, you acknowledge that you're ultimately the reason why bad things happen. Please be aware that the submarine has no dentist, and the doctor can't help you if you start suffering a severe toothache. The submarine will only go to the nearest spaceport in the event of an emergency. Crying is not an emergency

BECOME A SUBMARINE HERO!

 

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