Experience Point user found unconscious on balcony

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Experience Point user Bolderousness was today found unconscious on the balcony of House, having been involved in an altercation involving "heavy usage of fire".

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In other news, Experience Point Forums today announced the launch of The EXP Times, a new periodical which, according to Experience Point administrator Hinata, aims to bring "hard hitting journalism from everyone involved". The site allows for open submissions from all members of the Experience Point community, resulting in what is expected to be "a wide range of informative articles and varied viewpoints on what matters most to the Experience Point community".

Experience Point administrator Moy had this to say when approached for comment:

 

[Espurr]

i plead having no knowledge of this altercation

 

[Orie]

Oh no


I hope the House is fine

 

[Grey]

The Onion? Outdated.

Hard Drive? More like dumb drive.

This is where I'm getting my news from now on.

 

[Fly]

This will be fun.

Also, Xenforo has built in RSS feeds, so if you're one of those people who use those, you can subscribe to this forum with your RSS reader app or similar with this link:

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[DaybreakHorizon]

Smashboards Writing Team IN SHAMBLES at this announcement.

Cannot wait for the hard hitting journalism that everyone will bring to the table.

 

[Bolderousness]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIIIIIIIIS

 

[Orie]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIIIIIIIIS

What you fucking deserve

 

[Reisuke]

RIP Bold

 

[Bolderousness]

What you fucking deserve

AIN'T NO WAY

 

[Hinata]

AIN'T NO WAY

Aren't you supposed to be unconscious? What are you over here yappin' for?

 

[Bolderousness]

Aren't you supposed to be unconscious? What are you over here yappin' for?

I have experience. Don't worry

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

I have experience. Don't worry

...experience being lit on fire???

 

[Orie]

Bold:

 

[Quack]

...experience being lit on fire???

i'm strongly associated with fire

hes used to it

 

[Bolderousness]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

[Fire]

i'm strongly associated with fire

hes used to it

Hi Bestie

 

[TheDrake]

Oh my god!

Is the house okay?

 

[Hinata]

Oh my god!

Is the house okay?

Oh no


I hope the House is fine

Sorry, Orie beat you to this joke.

 

[TheDrake]

Sorry, Orie beat you to this joke.

I don't see Orie specifically asking if the house is okay, which goes unanswered btw