Corrupt a Wish - Zarude Paw Edition

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Corrupt a Wish is a fairly simple game. The game starts with someone making a wish. The wish can be as simple or as complex as you want to make it. Be careful what you wish for because the next poster grants the wish, but adds consequences to it. The classic Monkey Paw, Genie in a Lamp dilemma! After corrupting a wish, make a wish of your own!

Without further ado let us begin

I wish the Nintendo Switch 2 comes out today!
 
It does, but it costs more than the PS5 Pro to buy and you need to pay extra for the controllers because they are not bundled in.

I wish Alear was in Smash.
 
Granted, Alear is added to Smash TV

I wish i was good at neutral in fighting games
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Granted. But you're not able to do even the simplest combo so winning neutral is barely rewarding.

I wish I had a better job.
 
Granted but the commute is gruelling and long.

I wish pokemon were real
 
Granted but they all died to one billion lions and are extinct.

I wish Digimon were real.
 
Some moron raised an angry ZeedMillenniummon and inadvertently destroyed Earth. That goofus!

I wish Metroids were real.
 
Granted, but she can't crawl

I wish I knew if swapping careers was a good idea
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MorganOni said:
Granted, but she can't crawl

I wish I knew if swapping careers was a good idea
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Granted. The new knowledge in your brain gives you incredible migraines and you end up hospitalized. To manage the pain you cannot think about swapping careers ever again.

I wish I could find a job for after I leave my current job.
 
Granted, but the job sucks so much you'd wish you had your old job back. :AlearUnhinged:

I wish that the Fire Emblem Engage game for the Nintendo Switch system was as praised as Three Houses was.
 
Granted, Three Houses is now looked upon similarly to Engage, discussions go completely quiet and fanart is seldomly made of its characters.

I wish I had to power to create anything with magic
 
Fire said:
Granted, Three Houses is now looked upon similarly to Engage, discussions go completely quiet and fanart is seldomly made of its characters.

I wish I had to power to create anything with magic
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Granted. You have no control over your magic and it only generates sticky notes.
 
The popcorn has gone rotten

I wish it could actually properly snow here again.
 
Granted, but the snow gives everyone hypothermia.

I wish I could manipulate time.
 
Granted, you have the ability to build clocks and nothing else, letting you manipulate the time they show.

I wish I could speak all languages.
 
Granted, but having to figure out what language to use, between the thousands of languages locked in your brain makes communication impossible

I wish I was a better cook
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